《了了歌》

作者: 何朱必 分类: 天下美文 发布时间: 2017-06-06 22:16 ė views 6 15条评论

《了了歌》
退休了,不干了, 革命生涯到站了。

解放了,轻松了, 不用按点出工了。

养老了,休闲了, 呆着也能挣钱了。

自由了,随便了, 全凭自己心愿了。

天南了,地北了, 大好河山玩美了。

参观了,饱览了, 艺术珍品开眼了。

诗歌了,小说了, 古今名著看多了。

电脑了,微信了, 老夫与时俱进了。

上网了,刷屏了, 生活缺它不灵了。

购物了,旅行了,花钱不再心疼了。

高铁了,民航了,出国也挺平常了。

体验了,开悟了, 参透人生之路了。

不比了,不攀了, 日子过得简单了。

杂粮了,稀饭了, 饮食讲究清淡了。

鞋帽了,服装了, 只求舒适健康了。

腰弯了,背驼了, 量量身高又矬了。

骨软了,筋短了, 遛弯走不多远了。

膝僵了,腿疼了, 不拄拐棍不行了。

耳背了,声大了, 老来学会打岔了。

头晕了,眼花了, 瞧着老伴像妈了。

牙少了,胃小了, 刚吃几口就饱了。

烟戒了,酒减了, 沒喝二两上脸了。

尿频了,觉少了, 喜欢淸靜怕吵了。

过年了,团圆了, 孩子一闹又烦了。

肩痛了,臂麻了, 这手啥也別拿了。

活少了,病多了, 难受劲儿甭说了。

这疼了,那痒了, 自己忍着不嚷了。

排队了,挂号了, 整天忙着吃药了。

检查了,化验了, 无可奈何住院了。

养生了,保健了, 想想还是被骗了。

理财了,炒股了, 终于当上分母了。

两虚了,三高了, 当年豪气全消了。

夕阳了,傍晚了, 青春一去不返了。

不野了,不疯了, 小伙变成老翁了。

不争了,不吵了, 双手一握和好了。

谁胜了,谁赢了, 相逢一笑扯平了。

想开了,无怨了, 只要活着就赚了。

说白了,点破了, 老友听着都乐了。

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